I'm so down underground
I be scalping all my tickets
forging all my sound scans
like y'all could tell the difference
the mission fishin' for the disenfranchised little
kids
we shoot them in a barrel
it's so easy when they're pissed
under-educated
extra-caffeinated
I just masturbated
now I'm motivated
can't live with us you can't live without us
we fake it and you take
and then I cash my paycheck
you can call me little miss piss with a kiss
and after all this
you love it
I bump it like a pimp on stage to save face
I overcompensate with the very bad taste
no offense without romance
sick of your parents
about to take a stance
in your children's underpants
it's no accident
that you will pay my rent
and I am free to download all the porno from the
internet
a puppet on a shtick
not too fucking quick
now that I'm a prick
y'all gonna jock my dick
say no to brains it's a no-brainer
lowest common denominator
it pays the bills to be this sterile
fuck me now, rip me off later